Our Corn in heaven,
corned be your name.
Your kernal come.
Your husk be done, on in the field as it is in store.
Give us this day our daily corn.
And forgive us our corning, as we also have forgiven our corners.
And do not bring us to the time of corning, but rescue us from the the cob.
    

The rules of the Corn

1. Always look after your ROI, above everything else.
2. Be a team player, as long as you don't break rule #1
3. If rules #1 and #2 don't apply, DGI

Reference

DGI

Don't Get Involved

Just remember, you get paid regardless of how much corn you take.